Halloween Jokes.

Get into a spooky mood with these Halloween jokes for kids! Scroll down to enjoy them online, or print them in various formats to enjoy later. The printables make a great non-food treat to hand out to trick-or-treaters, or a nice little addition.

The kids will enjoy the silly Halloween jokes on these five printable bookmarks - great for adding some spooky giggling to reading time! Here you have my printable version.

1. Choose suitable paper. 

2. Cut the paper.

3. Add your details.

4. Cover your bookmark.

5. Add your finishing touches.

A fun printable page of Halloween jokes which you can share with the kids at home or at school. How about rolling the page up, tying with some orange, purple or black ribbon, and handing out with your treats to trick-or-treaters?

Kids can print and fold this little booklet of Halloween jokes, then enjoy them with their friends!

Sing and dance the Skeleton dance!

Make this wooden spoon cat puppet 

You will need:

A wooden spoon
Black paint
Glue
Wiggle eyes
Black craft foam
Black wool
Pink gem (you could use craft foam instead)
White (ours was glittery too but it doesn’t need to be) fabric paint pen

Instructions:

Paint the spoon and leave it to dry.

Glue two eyes on to the dish of the spoon.

Cut two small triangular ears from black foam. Glue the ears to the top of the dish of the spoon. Glue the ribbon to the spoon handle as a tail.

Cut three short lengths of wool and glue under the eyes. Stick a gem on top of the wool as a nose.

To finish, draw on a mouth with the fabric paint.

Kids will enjoy making this paper cup witch for Halloween! And as all witches need a black cat, why not make our paper cup cat, too?

You will need:

A paper cup
A polystyrene ball
Black paint
Green paint
PVA glue
Black wool
Black paper or card
Wiggle eyes
Green craft foam
Star stickers

Instructions:

Paint the paper cup black and paint the ball green. Leave them to dry.

Glue the ball to the cup.

Cut some lengths of black wool for your witch's hair, and glue them to the top of the ball.

Draw around a small plate on to black paper or card. Cut out 1/3 of the circle. Roll into a cone and glue the edges. Put a bit of glue around the inside of the cone and stick onto the ball.

Cut a rectangle of black paper or card about 10cm by 3 cm to form your witch's arms. Cut two ‘hands’ from green craft foam and glue them to either end of the rectangle. Glue the paper around the back of the cup, so the ends reach around the front,

Stick on the wiggle eyes and add a green foam nose. Decorate with star stickers. Put your witch on display!

There are some ideas for Halloween day.

Enjoy it!

By teacher Paula.